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Friday 30 July 2010

22:33deanjrobinson: find and replace doesn't work so well in textmate when the document you've got open is about 65,000 lines long.

21:52deanjrobinson: @keryntalia lkfdsfgklh gsalkgilagk dghklsa agwpeio hagiowhiogdakl hagkld haoewigph adgio hadg hagiohk lsadghhaego pwaegjljkbc aoreghidmbcx

21:51deanjrobinson: @robo3687 trust me thats a good thing. it would be unusable anyway, runs like shit on my iPhone 3G (which is sam e as 2nd gen ipod touch)

21:40deanjrobinson: @robo3687 what did apple do to you?

14:25deanjrobinson: iPhone 4 (back)ordered, dammit Apple hurry up and ship more iPhones down here.

07:41deanjrobinson: the tab in which I clicked "upgrade" AN HOUR AGO finally loaded... except what it loaded was a 503 server error. #optusfail

07:33deanjrobinson: "Our web site is experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again later." Fuck it, I'll just do it tomorrow.

07:03deanjrobinson: sufferin epic slowness of @optus website, thought I was lucky when the 'upgrade' button appeared 20 mins ago... but its still trying load

01:53deanjrobinson: RT @snookca: I'd like to tap-hold on the back button in mobile Safari to get a list of pages in the history.

01:34deanjrobinson: Thor looks kinda awesome. http://djr.co/u/7

Thursday 29 July 2010

17:25deanjrobinson: blergh. presentations. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sick of presentations.

15:44deanjrobinson: wish Apple would hurry up and confirm the outright pricing for the iPhone 4, I've only 16 more hours to decide how I'm buying my new iPhone

15:02deanjrobinson: "Girl at front of the bus is sitting sideways in yet seat, rocking back and forth, tapping her feet and..." http://tumblr.com/xthefdirl

14:58deanjrobinson: "Guy at the back of the bus is talking to himself, coughing, moaning, groaning, stomping his feet,..." http://tumblr.com/xthefd9q1

05:46deanjrobinson: ...or is it all in my head?

05:44deanjrobinson: Is there a (good) reason why Apple don't make it so the iMac and Cinema Display screens line up? http://djr.co/m/1369 (with diagram)

Wednesday 28 July 2010

18:25deanjrobinson: tempted to play with the @dribbble api, its not like anything here at work is actually functional or usable anymore

16:21deanjrobinson: @Optus great! thanks for the clarification.

14:57deanjrobinson: "Guy on bus has some level of vision impairment, I’ve seen him with a cane a couple of times but most..." http://tumblr.com/xtheclv3q

06:00deanjrobinson: seriously, would it be so difficult for Apple to make the iMac and LED Cinema displays sit at the same height? http://djr.co/u/6

05:35deanjrobinson: @tonyarnold I second that motion.

Tuesday 27 July 2010

22:52deanjrobinson: @anneliese8 if at all possible, I'd suggest avoiding DNN. I wasted 18 months fighting with it.

20:51deanjrobinson: @optus does 'unlimited facebook and twitter' include traffic from the relevant iPhone apps or just the websites?

05:12deanjrobinson: COPS is just like that old South Park episode. "oh. my. god. its. coming. right. for. us." *bang* *bang* *tazer* *tazer* *punch* *punch*

Monday 26 July 2010

20:42deanjrobinson: watching/listening to JJ Abrams' and Joss Whedon's "Visionaries" panel from Comic-Con 2010 http://djr.co/u/5

05:23deanjrobinson: @robo3687 that's what i was thinking too...

02:33deanjrobinson: Say what 60 minutes? What sort of political commentary do you expect to get from the editor of the Australian Womans Weekly? #debate

02:27deanjrobinson: So Julia, upping the company tax will have a bad flow on effect for families but the mining tax won't? Is that what you're saying? #debate

02:25deanjrobinson: Aren't political debates fun? Just like watching lead based paint dry on an asbestos-clad wall. Boring and life threatening. #debate

02:23deanjrobinson: RT @anthonyshort: South Park was right, elections are always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

02:23deanjrobinson: I should have been drinking every time Tony said "bad government"... #debate

02:21deanjrobinson: Julia makes it sound Ike she decided to stab KRudd in the back, does she think we are really that stupid. #debate

02:17deanjrobinson: Tony believes in work choices, and Julia believes that the red colour in her hair looks natural. #debate

01:51deanjrobinson: @Deansmum Moving/taking/looking it's all the same thing.

01:49deanjrobinson: Doesn't matter which one says it, but paid parental leave makes the worm go up, boat people makes the worm go down. *shock* #debate

01:48deanjrobinson: @adrianzaslona ding ding ding! Winner.

01:44deanjrobinson: Something tells me Tony Abbott forgot to practice his arguments. Or maybe all the cameras make him nervous. Or maybe he's lying. #debate

01:16deanjrobinson: It is almost time to play "Drinking Forward". You have to drink every time that redhead says "Moving forward", deal? #ausvotes

Saturday 24 July 2010

00:54deanjrobinson: Inception. Woah.

Friday 23 July 2010

05:35deanjrobinson: I hit http://www.tweetmagapp.com/ and immediately expected some parallax cloud action. Resized my browser and was disappointed.

05:24deanjrobinson: Found: New Melbourne Rebels logo http://djr.co/m/1356 #melbourne #rebels #rugby #super15

03:50deanjrobinson: "Gold Coast Suns" - ordinary team name, shit logo, shit away and clash jerseys http://djr.co/u/3 #afl

02:29deanjrobinson: quick article about how I setup djr.co for my blog short urls http://djr.co/m/1345

Friday 23 July 2010

19:55deanjrobinson: off to a snorepoint presentation. wake me when its over.

19:45deanjrobinson: @anthonyshort that is so so so so so wrong.... and awesome.

15:48deanjrobinson: ...because the 2.2GB one they'd already uploaded worked, but the second file has caused the entire CMS to fail. Thanks web publisher person.

15:48deanjrobinson: Great way to start a Friday, arrive at work to find that one of our Web Publishers has attempted to load a 3.2GB video into our CMS (cont.)

Thursday 22 July 2010

23:22deanjrobinson: @teddyrised yeah, the 'Lessn' script I'm using http://djr.co/u/2 doesn't have all the stats and admin stuff but I don't really need all that

23:11deanjrobinson: @teddyrised the blog shortlinks are handled by a bit of htaccess and a single php file to redirect it back to my primary domain, thats all

21:04deanjrobinson: Managed to get one of the .co domains I pre-ordered http://djr.co and its now all set up for my blog shortlinks and @shauninman's lessn

17:17deanjrobinson: eye twitching again. don't think its lack of sleep this time, I slept well last night. must be rage.

05:38deanjrobinson: nope, I give up, I can't fix it. going to have to fight about it tomorrow. oh yay, thats going to be fun. not.

03:23deanjrobinson: RT @Matt_Moran: Good flavored custard soup won't cut it #jimmysgone #masterchef

03:17deanjrobinson: Noooooooooooooo not positive comments for Jimmy. Bad judges. #masterchef

03:15deanjrobinson: Why does the adopted dog called "Gracie" on the Pedigree ad talk like a man?

03:13deanjrobinson: Jimmy's dishes failing. Masterchef just got better. Be gone Jimmy, be gone. #masterchef

02:49deanjrobinson: flipboard is probablyreally good.... but it's currently "over capacity" so I can't connect Twitter or Facebook to it, bit disappointing.

02:48deanjrobinson: @keryntalia it's ok, I'm only saying it to annoy my mum ;)

02:42deanjrobinson: Callum's cookbook is going to cover all the techniques he still needs to learn... #masterchef

02:33deanjrobinson: Top 3 dishes... Hmm... Will Jimmy's three dishes be lamb curry, beef curry and lamb curry? #masterchef

Wednesday 21 July 2010

23:26deanjrobinson: Home time. Goal is to get home with out being yelled at and spat on by some dirty teenage whore from Jesmond.

22:57deanjrobinson: @adrianzaslona double rainbows.

22:56deanjrobinson: @keryntalia oh yeah. forgot about that.... command-a. delete.

22:49deanjrobinson: Designing a NASCAR. So many ads and banners. Oh wait, no, this isn't a NASCAR, its a WEBSITE with no connection to motorsport at all. #sigh

06:29deanjrobinson: @tonyarnold that article needs a different title, one that better describes it's content... but that's just my opinion

05:29deanjrobinson: Mario + Queen (Don't Stop Me Now) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTo-wFfIXKo

03:38deanjrobinson: Oh fuck off. I guess Jimmy is going to cook ANOTHER CURRY. #masterchef #lamechef

03:37deanjrobinson: @adrianzaslona indeed.

00:46deanjrobinson: That was a first. Two actually. - I’ve been catching buses frequently in this town for the best part of seven... http://tumblr.com/xthdtfokp

Tuesday 20 July 2010

23:54deanjrobinson: "Girl is painting her fingernails on the bus. Everyone is getting high on the fumes." http://tumblr.com/xthdtcd2i

22:51deanjrobinson: @colmsmyth all Twitter OAuth API powered apps are broken at the moment. Problems on twitters end see here: http://status.twitter.com/

20:58deanjrobinson: Some extra details on my "in progress" BuddyPress theme. http://is.gd/dyTPx Feedback/suggestions welcome

18:22deanjrobinson: I love that when someone gets an email reply they don't like, the CC their response to their manager and my manager. #so #incredibly #lame

03:43deanjrobinson: I bet jimmy is going to cook another fucking curry. #masterchef

03:42deanjrobinson: Must not get angry at the television. Desire to punch Jimmy isn't going away though. #masterchef.

03:31deanjrobinson: @mastercalbo How can you tell? He always looks like that...

03:20deanjrobinson: Did Callum get a different recipe to everyone else? His is the upside down not-pure-white fail cake. Mmmm.... Fail cake. #mastechef

03:17deanjrobinson: Everytime Jimmy does that rapid nodding thing with his head I want to hit him. hard. in the face. with a brick. #masterchef

02:03deanjrobinson: you can have a peak at the BuddyPress theme I'm working on right here: http://help.deanjrobinson.com/ #buddypress #wordpress

Monday 19 July 2010

23:20deanjrobinson: @anthonyshort correct, I have too many projects. And none of them make me money, well not enough to justify all the time I spend on them

22:59deanjrobinson: I have multiple emails to send which require sensible, sane reasons why I'm not actioning their stupid requests. Maybe tomorrow.

22:54deanjrobinson: @anthonyshort buying the domain name never guarantees that you'll something... or maybe thats just me

22:25deanjrobinson: ... then again, Google Maps api v3 seems to also barely work in IE7 or IE8. Oh well, in the words of Tony Abbott - "shit happens".

22:17deanjrobinson: Google Maps API v3 does not support IE6, just another reason why this place needs to get with the times and stop using IE6.

22:11deanjrobinson: @neilang yes. well, except for those that made their way into the 'lamb' rogan josh....

21:59deanjrobinson: good thing there is more than 1 way to skin a cat, because 8 of 9 methods don't work with the dodgy cats we have here. #nottalkingaboutcats

18:36deanjrobinson: going to rename jQuery.noConflict() to jQuery.stillHasAConflictWithYUIBecauseYuiIsAStupidHead()

15:58deanjrobinson: Marketing protips 2 and 3: Don't email me at 2am to tell me it didn't work, don't ring me at work before you're at work to "let me know"

15:47deanjrobinson: Marketing protip. Don't launch marketing campaigns at 11:55 Sunday night and expect that someone will make sure it worked before 9 on Monday

15:32deanjrobinson: "To the unshaven man wearing his hair inside a really nasty beanie/sock, I can smell you (or maybe just..." http://tumblr.com/xthdprubk

15:29deanjrobinson: "Speaking of odd, a woman just got on the bus and she looks like Mrs Doubtfire. At least I’m pretty sure..." http://tumblr.com/xthdprm7s

15:25deanjrobinson: "It’s a valid concern that the day that school holidays end is also the day when all the really odd..." http://tumblr.com/xthdprci9

05:29deanjrobinson: I didn't think it was possible, but AAMI's second "what about me" ad is more annoying and more poorly written than the first.

02:52deanjrobinson: We don't want to cause stress to the prawn so we're going to drown it in ice first... and then chop it up into little pieces. #masterchef

Saturday 17 July 2010

22:23deanjrobinson: .@tonyarnold Me too... but clearly the iPhone4 is a "bad" product, how else would they have sold 3,000,000 in three weeks. oh, wait...

19:38deanjrobinson: Question: Why does Julia Gillard seem so focused on Australia "moving forward"? Answer: Puppets can't walk backwards.

19:34deanjrobinson: spillard should've held off the election of another week, then she could at least have said she was PM for "more than 2 months"

04:52deanjrobinson: @Deansmum oh ha. ha. ha.

04:39deanjrobinson: Cadbury drinking chocolate suggested serving 1 heaped teaspoon. Actual serving size. 5... and a bit.

00:00deanjrobinson: done. and if it doesn't work I don't care. no one will know anyway.

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